How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing