How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

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Why does Oedipus hate to swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile