Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
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He kisses his mother with that mouth!
A hippopottymouth
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
In da-Nile
Math-you.
It was a bad habit.
It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear
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A: QUACKer Oaths.
A: Profane tanks.
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
Shout "Bingo!" before them
Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?