What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth