What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette