How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.