What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.