How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.