How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.