How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.