He doesn't like to be left hanging.
Go left
He's snowed in.
A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)
Annette
Ewoks
Asking for a friend.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Because oct 31 = dec 25
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
Owens can finish a race.
They're both gold-diggers
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They both choke when it really matters.
Hang tight