Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.