He doesn't like to be left hanging.
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Nine!
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Let's hang.
They like to stay anony-moose
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Slip not.
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
They want to finish before it's cool.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
They both choke when it really matters.
Hang tight
