How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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How do you confuse a straight person?

LGBTQ+

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.