How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.