Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.