How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu