How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!