How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.