How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu