Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!