How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix