Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

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Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.