What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

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What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.