What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

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Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims