How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?

Albunny New York!