Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.