Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.