How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.