How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.