Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.