Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How to 4-dimensional aliens get around?

In Tralfamadoloreans.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol