Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

A: Cold cuts.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!