Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb