How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.