How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

Acrobat Jokes More Acrobat Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.