How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

Borg standard !