Existence is futile.
All of them.
A scientologist.
Because they are such Kling-ons.
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.