Borg Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ?

Borg standard !

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?