Resistance is futile."
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Resistance if feudal
Existence is futile.
All of them.
A scientologist.
Borg standard !
Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Because it's the future.
They won't work in the future either.
A: What's a light bulb
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
Lightbulb.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Elrond's cupboard.
Disco Stew!
Thanks, it's my special tea.
Reality *cries in the corner*
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
