How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.