Jose and Hose-B
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Jose and Hose B
He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.
Because they cant tell jose from hose B
Tequila...
Hose B
Jos
