How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.