How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.