What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns