What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.