How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.