What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts