He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
For smoking in bed.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
So it would push back.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Tennish
They shake hands.
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
I'm a cashew!
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
The handycap.
He nuts and bolts.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
