What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.