How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !