How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.