Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
Oh 'ewe' know!
They're pro-teen!
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Two, but they have to be very small.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
A Brazilian.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.