Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.