Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.