How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.