How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.