How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

removed

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step