Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
You would too if you were a ginger
Because you can't drink and derive
A frog in a blender.
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
No room
Over-krauted.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
