How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope