How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims