How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews