How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Previous Random Joke Next
Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.