How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.