How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!