Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

How hot was that oven?

That they baked you in Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms