Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

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Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler