How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!