Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know