Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!