Won.
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.